“how to clean puke off of suede heels”

……… :(

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true love cookies.

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umerin:

BOOM.

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DIMELO DIMELO DIMELO

man u didn’t win that game, we lost it. I hate everything. :(((((((

“Hey, I’m Bobby Newport. I’m a regular guy. I like dogs. I’m here with my Persian greyhound Raclette who was given to me by my buddy, the pretender to the crown of Alsace-Lorraine.”

~~*~only god can judge me~~*~*~

thedailywhat:

Afternoon Snack: A montage of movie clips featuring Brad Pitt eating.

[filmdrunk.]

whoever made this is the most important person in the world.

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<33333333

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My grandfather—who is a soft spoken, highly intelligent, very old fashioned European man who speaks in a thick hungarian accent—was invited to a western-themed 100th birthday party. This is him modelling a jean jacket that he bought and has worn exactly once to a different old person western-themed party!!!

I need you all to understand that this is the best thing ever.

bringtheruckuss:

“I don’t have any fruit, except for this pineapple.”

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