ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.
Also, don’t be a jerk.
Some days I feel like Beyonce and some days I feel like Rihanna…
I want to be Tomas or Sabina, but I fear that I am Franz or maybe Tereza.
but I was already subscribed. I KNOW MYSELF TOO WELL.
LITERALLY THE MOST JOY YOU CAN POSSIBLY FEEL IN ONE SIX MINUTE VIDEO.
Spend the night dancing to the four tops and stevie wonder in a sea of hot gay men. Realize that you are the worst wingwoman in existence. Your friend gets laid anyways??? This is the magic of motown.
BURNT MY CROISSANT TO A LITERAL CRISP (THERE WERE FLAMES), AND ALSO THE SMOKE ALARM WENT OFF, AND ALSO OUR DOORBELL IS BEING FIXED AND KEEPS GOING OFF, AND ALSO I AM PRETTY HUNG OVER. IT HAS BEEN AN ALL-CAPS MORNING.