January 2012
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NOTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYTHING HURT.
man u didn’t win that game, we lost it. I hate everything. :(((((((
I just want to watch the OC and eat all day today.
“I am a lifelong government bureaucrat who’s...
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I realize that walking around with a yoga mat...
~~*~only god can judge me~~*~*~
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"I don't have a religion, I have a personal...
bringtheruckuss:
“I don’t have any fruit, except for this pineapple.”
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I'm going to the dentist tomorrow (aka my uncle),...
I brush my teeth and floss obsessively, but I also eat lots of fruit and candy. I always have cavities :(
Why dogs are the best:
I am pretty sick right now, and my cycle decided this was a good time to remind me that I’m a woman, so basically my whole body is in this intense ache-y pain with flu-y nausea and I can’t breathe without wheezing a lil bit. Cool, thanks nature.
So I’m curled up on my bed (I keep alternating between roly poly-ing on my side, and child’s pose) watching tv on my computer and...
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Doing some major reconstructive surgery on my...
and mainlining chamomile tea. Also I am a little sick. Thus is life.
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I have made the executive decision to send fan mail exclusively in 12-year-old on the internet and/or leetspeak terms.
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Fan mail?
LOLWUT? What’s the difference/purpose? I’m never going to get fan mail so I guess it doesn’t really matter?
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“My mood went from shit to amazing within 5 minutes of being there. Our server Emily was extremely nice and patient, and the second she spilled the details off the “Pancake of the Day” I couldn’t believe what she was saying… it was something along the lines of chocolate batter, chocolate chips, caramelized bananas, with powdered sugar & and caramel drizzled on top...
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There is a pretty large wound (not even a bruise,...
Day in the life of an un-endearingly clumsy/uncoordinated idiot.
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BRB, rewatching GoT for the millionth time.
Lana Del Ray
I don’t really care about her image drama and whatever else, dgaf so hard, because I get it: she wanted to be in the industry so she manufactured herself into something that would be successful (probably not sustainable, but on a short term level, yes, successful). Yes, her stage name is stupid and her face looks like it is made out of wax/silicon. Whatever girl, do what you gotta do, I...
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I DO NOT LIKE IT WITH THE SKIN DEE! I’M NOT ALLOWED TO EAT IT WITH THE SKIN! I’M NOT ALLOWED!
2012
I don’t really know what to expect. It’ll be a year of change, endings and beginnings and all that shit—the last time I will be a student, with the financial support of my parents and a built in excuse to binge drink and slack off.
Hopefully I’ll get a job and find a city/apartment to call home. Hopefully I’ll continue finding people to spend my life with, great...
December 2011
32 posts
Arsène Wenger confirms Thierry Henry's return to... →
nbd. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I was gonna work out
but I’m high so I ate the second half of my dad’s burrito instead. LOL OKAY :(
Highlights from christmas
- got some classy duds - went tidepooling because it was the lowest tides of the year in santa barbara, and caught an octopus - regained 5% of my tan since it was 80 degrees all weekend - ate my weight in hungarian pastries and prime rib - sat through/contributed to 45-60 minutes of my family making explicit sexual innuendos/jokes about my grandpa and his “girlfriend”, who we’ve...
AHHHHH FUCK. DEXTER.
sad about boys. meh. sad-ish, not like devastated, just self-conscious and mopey. also a little drunk.
I would like facebook timeline to stay as far away...