February 2012
15 posts
“I want a person with aids for president and I want a fag for vice president and...”
– Michael Warner in http://chronicle.com/article/QueerThen-/130161/ 
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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hardest fuck marry kill of my life:
ryan gosling, mark hoppus, cesc fabregas
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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reddit ama →
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Well, fuck.
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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I've been saying "only god can judge me" as a joke...
But I’ve noticed that since I’m a blonde sorority girl who talks like a valley girl and wears leggings as pants, people who don’t know me super well think I’m serious. Oops. OH WELL.
Feb 3rd
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HOW CAN I STOP OVERANALYZING EVERYTHING
someone please tell me. ~*~I’m my own worst enemy~~
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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January 2012
38 posts
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My last google search:
“how to clean puke off of suede heels” ……… :(
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
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NOTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYTHING HURT.
man u didn’t win that game, we lost it. I hate everything. :(((((((
Jan 22nd
I just want to watch the OC and eat all day today.
Jan 22nd
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“I am a lifelong government bureaucrat who’s...
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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I realize that walking around with a yoga mat...
~~*~only god can judge me~~*~*~
Jan 20th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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"I don't have a religion, I have a personal...
bringtheruckuss: “I don’t have any fruit, except for this pineapple.”
Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
I'm going to the dentist tomorrow (aka my uncle),...
I brush my teeth and floss obsessively, but I also eat lots of fruit and candy. I always have cavities :(
Jan 11th
Jan 10th
Why dogs are the best:
I am pretty sick right now, and my cycle decided this was a good time to remind me that I’m a woman, so basically my whole body is in this intense ache-y pain with flu-y nausea and I can’t breathe without wheezing a lil bit. Cool, thanks nature. So I’m curled up on my bed (I keep alternating between roly poly-ing on my side, and child’s pose) watching tv on my computer and...
Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
Doing some major reconstructive surgery on my...
and mainlining chamomile tea. Also I am a little sick. Thus is life. 
Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
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I have made the executive decision to send fan mail exclusively in 12-year-old on the internet and/or leetspeak terms.
Jan 7th
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Fan mail?
LOLWUT? What’s the difference/purpose? I’m never going to get fan mail so I guess it doesn’t really matter?
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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“My mood went from shit to amazing within 5 minutes of being there. Our server Emily was extremely nice and patient, and the second she spilled the details off the “Pancake of the Day” I couldn’t believe what she was saying… it was something along the lines of chocolate batter, chocolate chips, caramelized bananas, with powdered sugar & and caramel drizzled on top...
Jan 6th
Jan 5th
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There is a pretty large wound (not even a bruise,...
Day in the life of an un-endearingly clumsy/uncoordinated idiot.
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
BRB, rewatching GoT for the millionth time.
Jan 4th