January 2011
60 posts
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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“Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two...”
Jan 28th
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PSA:
‘AAAHH! REAL MONSTERS’ IS NOW ON NETFLIX INSTANT WATCH.
Jan 27th
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DRIZZUNK ON A TUESDAY NIGHT?
I only have 1.5 years left where this is sort of acceptable.
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
I just had a dream that I had a long phone conversation with gwyneth paltrow…?
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
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The moment I decide to delete my facebook and live...
my professor sends an email informing us that we are required to join the facebook group for the class as a form of class participation????? 
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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flirty!!!
A couple years ago, I had a crush on this dude, and decided it would be a good idea to send him a video (that I thought was amazing) of a man in a hot dog eating competition with a bear. Needless to say, that relationship didn’t go anywhere.   The question is: should I try to be better at ~flirting, or try to find dudez who appreciate videos of x-treme competitive eating, and cats playing...
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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“Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.”
– Ron Swanson, I love you more than I can possibly express
Jan 21st
Jan 21st
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“I mean, I would fuck shaun white just to fuck shaun white, but I probably...”
Jan 20th
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
elaboration
Really weak headliners, underwhelming subheads (with the exception of dfa 1979 and maybe pj harvey). Otherwise, it’s a pretty solid lineup. I don’t know if there are enough bands that I really want to see/haven’t seen before, and considering how good this past year was for music, I expected a lot better. But still, pretty good, I’m just underwhelmed.
Jan 19th
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How I feel about the coachella lineup:
Jan 19th
How I feel about the coachella lineup:
Jan 19th
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They said "it's not what you like, it's what...
and every sentence that I spoke began and ended in ellipsis, each of eight fingers gripping what he wrote, clung on tightly, like parenthesis, and for each correctly used apostrophe, I could feel my heart sink inside my chest in front of me.
Jan 19th
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I just found
my tv cord and playstation cord, both of which have been missing for months. THERE GOES MY SOCIAL LIFE THIS SEMESTER. 
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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“It smells like Las Vegas in our hallway.”
– and it does, it really really does :S
Jan 17th
I casually brought up the idea of me getting a pet...
It was not well-received by my peers. WELL POOP. :(
Jan 17th
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I don’t really like the idea of new years resolutions, but I do have some general goals that I want to focus on for life/self improvement and what not. 1. Explore northern California, learn to love Berkeley, hike somewhere new every week. 2. Write more.  3. Go to 90% of my lectures.  Yup.
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 13th
I've been watching way too much "vintage" rw/rr...
and it’s kind of making me lose my grip on reality. NO, BUT REALLY.
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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I'm hoping
that once the iphone comes to verizon next month, the droids will be super cheap and I’ll be able to afford the incredible without an upgrade. 
Jan 11th
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ListenWords can’t describe how much I love this.
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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All I remember is
taking two benadryl because I forgot my real allergy pills in berkeley, and being in the middle of watching an episode of dead like me and browsing smitten kitchen, and then all of a sudden it’s dark and my phone is ringing, and apparently I have been asleep for four hours?
Jan 10th
Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 7th
Jan 7th
Minor Vices
Instead of stating my personal flaws that I would like to focus on for self-improvement, I have decided to list the ones that will probably not change: - Watches too many documentaries on netflix. - Eats too much french onion soup. - Walks into doorways a lot. - Wears the same 5-10 pieces of clothing over and over and over. - Secretly feeds cheez-its to the dog.
Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
  wipethatfaceoffyourhead replied to your photo: My capo just broke and I am too lazy/cheap to get… brilliant. does it work exceptionally well? Dewd, it’s actually totally functional, but I think it’s fucking up my fretboard, and little bits of halloween keep flaking off the pencil. Also it’s kind of a huge pain in the ass to (re)move. Thus is the price of being a cheap...
Jan 7th
  wipethatfaceoffyourhead replied to your photo: My capo just broke and I am too lazy/cheap to get… brilliant. does it work exceptionally well? Dewd, it’s actually totally functional, but I think it’s fucking up my fretboard, and little bits of halloween keep flaking off the pencil. Also it’s kind of a huge pain in the ass to (re)move. Thus is the price of being a cheap...
Jan 7th
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Why can I only find Tangled online in Russian?
Does this mean I’m going to have to watch it in theaters? Am I really so desperate to watch this movie? (yes.)
Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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My mother has gone from
being loud and angry about finding w33d in my bag, to cracking wry/sarcastically mean jokes about it, which is a vast improvement from the last time she found drugzzz in my possession. I think it’s because she’s so wholly consumed with being disappointed in my middle brother, that she doesn’t have the capacity to be mad at me.  Oh, she also implied that my never bringing...
Jan 5th
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My mother has gone from
being loud and angry about finding w33d in my bag, to cracking wry/sarcastically mean jokes about it, which is a vast improvement from the last time she found drugzzz in my possession. I think it’s because she’s so wholly consumed with being disappointed in my middle brother, that she doesn’t have the capacity to be mad at me.  Oh, she also implied that my never bringing...
Jan 5th