January 2012
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2012
I don’t really know what to expect. It’ll be a year of change, endings and beginnings and all that shit—the last time I will be a student, with the financial support of my parents and a built in excuse to binge drink and slack off.
Hopefully I’ll get a job and find a city/apartment to call home. Hopefully I’ll continue finding people to spend my life with, great...
December 2011
32 posts
Arsène Wenger confirms Thierry Henry's return to... →
nbd. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I was gonna work out
but I’m high so I ate the second half of my dad’s burrito instead. LOL OKAY :(
Highlights from christmas
- got some classy duds - went tidepooling because it was the lowest tides of the year in santa barbara, and caught an octopus - regained 5% of my tan since it was 80 degrees all weekend - ate my weight in hungarian pastries and prime rib - sat through/contributed to 45-60 minutes of my family making explicit sexual innuendos/jokes about my grandpa and his “girlfriend”, who we’ve...
AHHHHH FUCK. DEXTER.
sad about boys. meh. sad-ish, not like devastated, just self-conscious and mopey. also a little drunk.
I would like facebook timeline to stay as far away...
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tmi tmi tmi
At this point I’m gonna go ahead and assume that stopping half way through hooking up to throw up (in his trashcan! no mess!) for 20 minutes, with pretty much no clothes on, is a deal breaker. Oops. :(
(Also I [drunkenly apologized profusely and] offered to take out the trash for him (LOL), also I forced myself to go home even though he wanted to give me the bed while he slept on his...
God bless the child that can hold his own God bless the woman that can hold patronÂ
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Texting is the best/worst.
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J Cole ft. Drake - In the Morning
I need a fucking full body massage or something right now. So much tension/knots in my body right now.
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EURO 2012 Groups
footballinframes:
Group A
Poland
Greece
Russia
Czech Republic
Group B
Netherlands
Denmark
Germany
Portugal
Group C
Spain
Italy
Republic of Ireland
Croatia
Group D
Ukraine
Sweden
France
England
Holy shit, group B.
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Don't mind me, just being melodramatic and sleepy...
Just got home, changed into sweats, about to conk out.
The eternal question: why are guys so shitty? Even cute ones who hold your hand and break up fights and buy you chicken strips at two in the morning. I guess I’m just a girlfriend type, not a random fuck. Sorry bout it.
GQ: You're in fifth grade. It's math class. Julie sends you a note: "I think you're kinda cute." What's your next move?
Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.
