March 2012
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Rick Santorum wanting to make blowjobs (/oral sex) illegal is the last straw.
February 2012
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(Sorry. All of my posts lately have been focused on some pre-tween girl self involved boiz suck type of shit.)
I think there’s a certain point at which, no matter how uninvested you are in a casual relationship, you have certain expectations of how you want to and should be treated. It’s not that I feel disrespected, or that he did anything wrong or outside of the parameters of our...
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Girls and Women...
wayfaringthroughthegalaxy:
Dear women,
Here is living proof that you don’t have to dress like a desperate, cheap whore to look pretty and utterly beautiful. Believe it or not, there are guys out there who actually find this hot, and not girls who have their boobs hanging out. Coming from a straight guy, I would take this advice into heart and spread the word to all girls…yes, I’m dead serious)....
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dudes are really confusing.
and also, I think, generally stupid/clueless. oh well.
I don't wanna be a player no more.
“I’m not a player, I just fuck a lot.”
The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
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How to not be sad about boy troubles anymore:
esthergreenw00d:
Vent to any friend of yours that will listen
Drink alone
Cry
Vent more to people who will listen
Eat bacon or whatever your comfort food is
Congrats you should be feeling much better at this point
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Other ridiculous grandpa gems from today:
- Every time I take my phone out, he asked if I was “sexting.”
- When some random guy asked him what his secret to living long was, he responded, “Drink wine every day, play tennis, and chase women.”
- Even though we have talked multiple times about my major, which is social science and policy focused, he asked me if I was able to analyze soil chemistry.
- He taught...
Things I have learned today, pt. 28734: Men have...
Case and point: today my father and grandpa were talking about their weight and how my dad is at the upper end of his normal weight range, blah blah blah. At one point my grandpa, who is too old to care about being appropriate, turned to me and ask, “and how much do you weigh, 102? 103?” I laughed (because, LOL NO), and told him that I usually fluctuate between 115 and 120. To which he...
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getting sick is an awesome way to start off valentine’s day.
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third time's the charm?
No puking, full memories, “neither of us were too fucked up for this to happen”.
“I want a person with aids for president and I want a fag for vice president and...”
– Michael Warner in http://chronicle.com/article/QueerThen-/130161/
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hardest fuck marry kill of my life:
ryan gosling, mark hoppus, cesc fabregas
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reddit ama →
Well, fuck.
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I've been saying "only god can judge me" as a joke...
But I’ve noticed that since I’m a blonde sorority girl who talks like a valley girl and wears leggings as pants, people who don’t know me super well think I’m serious. Oops. OH WELL.
HOW CAN I STOP OVERANALYZING EVERYTHING
someone please tell me.
~*~I’m my own worst enemy~~
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