Jacob spoke first.
“I want to know if my hair is just like yours,” he told Mr. Obama, but so quietly that the president asked him to speak again.
Jacob did, and Mr. Obama replied, “Why don’t you touch it and see for yourself?” He brought his head level with Jacob, who hesitated.
“Touch it, dude!” Mr. Obama said.
As Jacob, who was 5, patted the presidential crown, Mr. Souza snapped.
“So, what do you think?” Mr. Obama asked.
Clyde Bruckman: You’re looking down. You stepped in a pie that’s fallen to the floor. The killer comes up to you and… coconut cream.
Mulder: What?
Clyde Bruckman: The pie… coconut cream, or is it lemon merengue? I don’t know, it’s not sure, it’s hazy.
Mulder: Whatever, please continue
Clyde Bruckman: As you’re looking down, he comes up with the knife and… banana cream! Definitely banana cream.
“Hey, I’m Bobby Newport. I’m a regular guy. I like dogs. I’m here with my Persian greyhound Raclette who was given to me by my buddy, the pretender to the crown of Alsace-Lorraine.”
Conan: Has your life changed considerably since, you know, The Social Network came out?
Jesse: I’ve got…more cats.
Conan: Slow down!
(via sleepbeats)
And years and years later, you’re still getting comments like this:
There where aliens on Earth before humans!
You will rarely see aliens unless your a psychic because they function in the astral dimension (4th dimension). They can make their bodies extremely dense so you can see them even if your not a psychic, they are sometimes forced into our physical (3rd) dimension through shock - spaceship crashes. They have highly developed telepathic and other psychic ability and technology. Their main objective is to cause misery in lives so they can suck your vitality/pain somewhat like vampires. They want your soul to draw power from and make them stronger. Satanists basically work with demons and aliens which are fallen angels of various types. They will control you by attaching themselves to you, degrade you morally and suck your vitality. They can manipulate your behavior in your dreams or as you sleep. All this without you knowing.
They have already infiltrated most of the government and nearly every human has some form of alien/demonic influence in their life unless they are very spiritually developed. The military technology which is more advanced than we will ever know comes from joint ventures with alien groups.
We are mind controlled to skip the calibre of info I’ve just given you.
Face the truth, learn more, or go along like you never read this.
my name isn’t FUCKING warren
