If you think I’m exaggerating about the yogurt thing, I’m not.
I DON’T MESS AROUND, GUYS.
8:28 pm • 9 November 2009
I HAVE A PROBLEM. (too much yogurt all the time. yes, those are fruity pebbles.)
8:47 pm • 8 November 2009
“shit show”. not cute. blaaahhhhhh.
8:23 pm • 7 November 2009
told you guys I would make chocolate chip pancakes.
11:47 am • 7 November 2009
I know most of you have gone to sleepy-bye, I just thought I’d let the empty cyberspace where your cyber-selves once were know that I’m going to start my essay now. I can’t very well fellate EVERY one of my professors to get ahead (LOL YEAH I KNOW), now can I?
SO YEAH, gettin my nerd on. (but really. but not actually. but actually.)
11:40 pm • 3 November 2009
PS, I JUST GOT BACK FROM OFFICE HOURS,
and I wasn’t kidding earlier about how it’s basically still summer here. excessive heat makes me lose/sacrifice all sense of decency and appropriateness, in the face of the sun’s cruel rays.
(I, for some reason, thought it was totally fine to talk to my 70 year old poet laureate professor during his office hours wearing this. oops? don’t worry guys, I totes only offered him a bj. I do have some standards, you know.)
but really, on a berkeley scale of ho-baggness, I’m probably only at a six today. on a san diego scale, this is like a two.
(pps. don’t be fooled by the beanie. I wear it mostly to hide my gross hair.)
2:53 pm • 2 November 2009
aftermath. actually, I’m pretty sure (from what I remember) it was a pretty mild night.
(I was a mime, not that you can tell. or that you could tell last night.)
edit: in retrospect, my “costume” (read: put together in five minutes from things in my closet) would have been infinitely better if fake blood had been involved.
12:44 pm • 1 November 2009
WHAT UP GUYS? yakno, I’m just gorging myself on shitty hungarian candy (SPORTSZELET), attempting to study for my history midterm tomorrow—I literally have not been to lecture for three weeks, meaning I’m completely fucked.
also, I have taken impressive measure to avoid studying, including, but not limited to: running 6K (not actually very impressive, except maybe that I have barely run since my xc days), and watching a bug fly around my apartment for 20 minutes.
in other words, I got my squinty eye on in this pic, and it’s business time.
8:29 pm • 28 October 2009
I know you guys are pretty jealous that you don’t have a sperry shoebox with three pounds of homemade pumpkin bread (that your mom fed-exed up 500 miles) in your fridge.
(IGNORE HOW BROKE DOWN I LOOK. MIDTERM SEASON IS 3 MONTHS LONG HERE.)
2:47 pm • 27 October 2009
my face is large, and my glasses are absurdly dark. the latter is ideal for walking to classes every day, because I literally sleep while I walk (I’m seriously not kidding, I run into things and ignore people all the time when I walk to lecture, because I constantly doze in and out of consciousness).
today I tripped over a bench, and walked into sather gate. there is a lump forming on the side of my head that you can’t see. now I am going to go get yogurtland. suckas.
12:17 pm • 23 October 2009
![In between times of heavy medication, [possibly melodramatic] amounts of pain, and exploiting/annoying the people in my life who have to love me against better judgment (aka my mother, who despite living 500 miles away is still burdened by my shit on the regular), I get restless when I’m sick.
I lost my favorite beanie yesterday, but just recovered this gem of a fleece leopard print headband that I’ve had since 7th grade. Success!](http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kroqozW8tf1qziywqo1_500.jpg)
In between times of heavy medication, [possibly melodramatic] amounts of pain, and exploiting/annoying the people in my life who have to love me against better judgment (aka my mother, who despite living 500 miles away is still burdened by my shit on the regular), I get restless when I’m sick.
I lost my favorite beanie yesterday, but just recovered this gem of a fleece leopard print headband that I’ve had since 7th grade. Success!
5:58 pm • 17 October 2009
HEY, WHAT UP RAIN?
shout outs also to:
- walking from my apartment 5 blocks southside, 1.5 miles (I google mapped it) over to Cory Hall on the north edge of campus, in torrential downpour
- 30 mph winds (no joke)
- losing my umbrella —> wet hair/everything
- interrupting my cute british professor by entering class 20 minutes late soaking wet and grumbling about my umbrella to my mom on the phone
- general crybaby-ness (holla)
Today mother nature was like, hey fuckers, welcome back to Berkeley. Take a nice hard look into the future, because this is going to be your life for the next 4-5 months.
Actually though, I am pretty pleased that the cold has made a triumphant return. After all, I am now happily bundled up at home with the chinese food, coffee, and new umbrella that I picked up on my way home. Life with stormy skies, an umbrella, and warm clothing, is pretty nice.
2:13 pm • 13 October 2009
